Q&A with ANTIFA (Berkley)

By Carlos Ayala


I’m not going to bore you with the tired details of the arrangement. Let’s just say a few ANTIFA members were stoned enough to co-operate with me long enough to conduct this interview.

Warning: A graphic display of stupidity is included in this content. Parental discretion is advised, but If you’re reading this, your parents are either dead or on drugs. So I guess it’s not that big of a deal.


Question #one

How can you explain being an organization against fascism by using fascist tactics? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of your movement?



ANTIFA#1: Well, it seems you think of fascists as people. We do not. We feel the only way to beat a fascist is by being fascists. In the end when we take down fascism, we will restore power to the people and leave the war behind. This is a war to us. We are fighting an enemy called White Supremacy, and his partner in crime; the Patriarchy. That’s how I explain and I think it makes our movement that much more effective.

ANTIFA#2: Are you Jewish?

ANTIFA#3: You straight male cis genders will never understand. We are going to defeat fascism, even if we have to force it on those who don’t want it. Because we know better than them.It is our duty!

My Rebuttal:

To #1. That is the clear definition of fascism and though it may seem like the answer to you, first we have to define what your group considers “fascism” Because like many words, it think the term Fascism itself has taken on new meaning more so with your general group. I think you are confused.

To #2. ...Hmmm. Interesting question……moving on…….and No.

To#3. Ref to rebuttal to #1. Read more than once.


Question #2: Define Fascism.


ANTIFA #1: I know this trick, fine……you got what you want. Fascism is White Supremacy, Gender Oppression, Homo phobia, Racism all in one package that our current government holds into place. The United States of America are fascists. 100% Look at our legal system, look at our law enforcement, look at white priviledge, look at health care. These are held in place by a fascist government. We are doomed if we dont step up and change things. Hitler was a fascist! Bush was a fascist! Trump is the new Hitler! This is why we must take action!!!

ANTIFA#2: Yeah, You didn’t answer my question you Zionist Jew Pig!

ANTIFA#3: Fascism is white supremacy! Cis gender reptilian ran pagan christian society!When Lenin beat Hitler and Musellini, thats when Antifa was born! to fight the system that enslaves us all! Your sandbagging tricks wont stop us!

My Rebuttal:

To #1 You are absolutely confused! I’m curious to who has taught you such nonsense. Fascism is Nationalistic Totalitarian Government. The United States might have people interested in fascism, yet our government is set up mostly socialist. Our legal system compared to many other is quite lenient unless you traffic drugs for someone else than Uncle Sam. Otherwise, it’s pretty fair. Even though some are at social disadvantages, to suggest they are the result of an Fascist government is absurd. And shows your lack of knowledge to the inner workings of our government. And the fact you think you can make it better is ghastly. You have demonstrated ignorance to understanding already, how could you possibly create a better society? White Supremacy is systematic and no-longer openly practiced by the government no matter what your favorite rapper or professor in sandals says. Those involved in those types of ordeals may hold government positions, but cannot over-ride the constitution put in place for all citizens, unless you fit the profile for domestic terrorist to which I might add you do, idiot. The US being one of the only greater super-powers to bear such a fair shot to it’s people. Giving them free-speech and right to protest and make changes to benefit. We have seen our liberties drastically altered, and your lot wishes to take away more. But we still have yet to be entirely enticed into fascism from our government. But surely, you think open end Anarchy and Communism is better? Please….Your entire philosophy entertains fascist ideologies.

To #2: You didn’t answer my question either. And yes, I did answer. Please, stop calling me a Jew.

To#3: Are you sure you’re in college?


Well….that wraps it up for today. They did not take my rebuttal very well. And I am no longer allowed in StarBucks.



Phunny Pharm, How Healthcare is killing us.

By Eddie Chan 11/13/2016 Revised & Edited  by Carlos Ayala

Pharmaceuticals are killing America. Plain and simple, who gives a fuck about healthcare reform? Our health care industry is a fucking joke! Basically, doctors have became drug dealers! This is right in front of your face, there is no conspiracy theory or hidden agenda. They happily display their intentions in full with everything they do. Pharma companies who have commercials for drugs, doctors who do nothing but prescribe usually harmful medication! No wonder our children are a mess! Autism, ADHD, Asperger’s all of these diseases were manufactured like the many medications they put out for these so called illness. And from experience. As a child, I had a hard time paying attention, but it wasn’t due to the fact I was ill. It was my lack of parents, in fact if it wasn’t for my grandparents I would have had no structure at all. But I was an only child, and I was creative. I loved music and art and anything of that nature, I read a lot of books. I was a lot more advanced than kids my age, I could read at adult levels by the first grade. In third grade I was writing short stories and songs. I had innovative ideas and I thought critically, while other kids were making turkey paintings from their hand-print. I was painting my turkey, I remember it being a fiasco with the art teacher. I said I felt I could do better than tracing my hand. So I did, and it pissed her off. Because even in third grade I was a smart ass and told her if she knew anything about art she wouldn’t be teaching it in a shitty public school. So I was in a bit of trouble, instead of making me face consequences teaching me responsibility. The genius of a school counselor recommended me to a psychiatrist who decided I had a disease called ADHD and I needed drugs. So by the end of my 3rd grade year, I’m wired on amphetamines. Good job on just saying no, which Ironically was a huge slogan at the time thanks to Mrs Bush. I remember doing a “Just say no” march with my class down the street from my school, then shortly after going to the nurses office to receive my daily dose of Ritalin. Fast forward to 5th grade. And my fascination with music and creating my own band and my own comic book hero. A teacher stumbles upon my drawings of my super hero taking out bad guys. This was a good drawing for a 5th grader. I mean I really had those down. It took me weeks to do those. So, along with my comic hero sketches, were lyrics to my metal band I wanted to start. Well, Mr Tight Ass takes a gander and all of a sudden. I’m the Antichrist. So another parent-teacher conference and I end up with another bout of visits to the shrink and now officially possibly the youngest kid on Prozac of all drugs. It wasn’t until I got older that I started to realize the extent of the damage. Damage done by years of taking these mind altering drugs during extremely important brain development years. Giving a young kid Amphetamines to treat hyperactivity? In what fucking world does that make sense? Oh sure, you have a scientific explanation, but is that a valid one? I challenge anybody to come to me with proof that taking drugs like Ritalin or Prozac are not harmful at developing stages of the brain.

But it doesn’t stop with kids does it? No that’s where it begins. Now your kid, has subconsciously formed a habit of dependency on substance. Whoa! So Marijuana isn’t the gateway drug? No, it’s not. Not at all. Because studies show, a majority of addicts actually were prescribed medications such as Prozac, Zoloft,Ritalin,etc as children or adolescents. So our health Care industry is actually prepping our children for a lifetime of drug use. Whether illicit or prescribed. Which brings me to…


Xanax,Hydrocodone,Oxycodone,Fetanyl,Suboxone,Diazepam the list incredibly goes on. But these are some of the most widely prescribed and abused legal drugs out there. These drugs, are highly addictive and harmful to your body. Most of these are used to treat pain, but give the user a pretty nice high. Almost euphoric as described by many users. Seems we have a new Scarface in town. So we hear the horror stories everyday. Chances are, someone in your family takes these medications regularly and abuses them. And this is not no new news by any means. The DEA and the Health Care industry have clashed over this. And these bonehead FEDS think the answer is cracking down. No, the answer is simple. To reform Health Care we are going to have to do more than just fix the financial side. The entire practice should be reformed. We should spend more time on preventive health care and medicines that heal instead of prolong or cause more problems. We should take the dollar out of the equation when it comes to our health, because what could be more valuable than our survival? What is more valuable than life? Nothing on this earth! And it’s sickening. That so few see it that way. That so many agree to a dollar sign being put on their lives. Sure things cost money, but not that much money. If Doctors actually healed it wouldn’t cost that much money and they could still live better than the rest of us. I mean, doesn’t it seem that most of these terminal diseases should have been cured by now with all the money that has been generated and donated towards cure? Are we that naïve not to believe that a cure already has and may have always existed? For just about anything? I am pretty sure there is. But obviously, when money is in the equation it doesn’t take a frontal lobe to figure out that there is absolutely not as much money in the cure, as there is in prolonging the disease and prescribing a shitload of medicines for it.  And one would think they have absolutely no clue to what they are doing, because if u even known someone on a lifetime prescription…you will know the medicines are constantly changed up. Almost every year. Its sick. And yet, people trust them. Obama didn’t ruin Health Care…Greed did. Healthcare was ruined the second money became more important than people’s health. Why do you think so many emigrate to become surgeons and doctors and radiologists? Because America pays top dollar for half of the work, because its damn near a free for all. Establish a clinic and pick through the bones. For those who say, America had the best Health Care in the world. I assure you you are wrong. You are just too medicated on your benzos to realize it. You live in a fantasy, no wonder you people are docile. You take your happy pills and it all goes away, you don’t have to deal with reality. You’re a white collar junkie. And you need to get off the drugs and help build this nation! We need to stand up as a people to Corporate Narco- Health Care. We need to stop pushing Prescriptions and start shaping up and truly healing. If you have any Health Care horror stories feel free to share them, so those dregs whom deem it necessary to defend their drug dealers can feel the Bern. Yeah that’s Irony…gets a little hot.

Pun totally intended. Get your shit together.